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Auto Repair Service-Free pickup and delivery…Try us once and you’ll never go anywhere again!

 Three year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preffered!



 Used cars- Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!



 Dog for sale- Eats anything and is fond of children!



 Man wanted to work in a dynamite factory…Must be willing to travel.



 Wanted. man to take care of cow that does not drink or smoke…



 We do not tear your clothing with machineries…We do it carefully by hand!