Fun time

Teacher to a student:
Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father
(Any other options???)
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Class teacher once said :

"Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
(Who??? paper or student???)

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Once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America..."
(hmmm...interesting)

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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..." CGR
(Topsyturvy)

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Don't laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
(Grrr....this person needs Basic Communication Skills Class Room Training)

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It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.
She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. And then she said

"why is fan not oning"
(New Discovery)

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Teacher in a furious mood...

Write down your name and father of your name!!
(Excuse me...)

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"Shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
(Gr8...is he a satellite or sumthing???)

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Boss : am giving u job as a driver.
STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k.
Santa Singh : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?
how much is DRIVING salary...?

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A Tamilian call up Santa Singh and asks " tamil therima??"
Santa Singh got mad, angrily replied.... "Punjabi terabaap!!!"

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Interviewar: what is ur qualification?
Santa Singh : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Santa Singh : (smiling) PASSED HIGH SCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..

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In KBC

Amitabh : In which state Cauvery flows?
Santa Singh : liquid state.....
Someone in Audience clapped..
Amitabh stunned, looks behind, IT WAS BANTA SINGH..... ..