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Iron Maiden (CS )     17 April 2011

FUN jokes

Dear Friends,
 
 
Man to Lawyer: What is your fees?
Lawyer: $200 for 3 questions.
Man: Isn't it too high?
Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?
****

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
****

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
****

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Ek bhoot dusare bhoot ko bolta hai -
Kitni ajeeb baat hai aadmi mar ne
ke baad bhoot ban jata hai,
par aurat chudel ki chudel hi rehti hai.....
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Wife - Ek baat bolu maarna mat.
Husband - Bolo.
Wife - I am pregnant.
Husband - Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Wife - College me ek baar papa ko
batai thi to bahut maara tha.
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A marathi student in a village was asked to
read the English numbers 70, 82, 89, 99.
He reads "Shewanti, Yeti tu? Yeti nai? nai tar nai..."
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SANTA - Bachpan me maa ki bat suni hoti to aaj ye din na dekhna padta.
Judge - Kya kehti thi maa?
SANTA - Jab bat hi nahi suni to kaise batau kya kehti thi?
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Wife - "Suno ji, doctor ne muze 1 mahine aaram k liye kisi
Hill station pe jaane ko kaha hai, hum kaha jayenge?"
Husband - Dusre doctor ke pas.
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Santa goes to hotel and orders fried fish.
Waiter - Sir, French or Spanish?
Santa - Jo marji le aa, maine kaunsi baatein karni hai....!
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 5 Replies

M. N. JHA

M. N. JHA (CA)     17 April 2011

Really funny. . . . Collage me papa ko bataya to khub pitayee hui thi. . . . . Nice
CA Madhukiran Reddy

CA Madhukiran Reddy (CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT)     17 April 2011

Originally posted by : G.N.JHA
Really funny. . . . Collage me papa ko bataya to khub pitayee hui thi. . . . . Nice
SIVASIVA

SIVASIVA (FCA, Future CA)     17 April 2011

Lawyer joke is superb.

 

new one.


(Guest)

All girls in heaven PEACE ON EARTH...ahahahaha..funny..

CA Mansi Kotecha

CA Mansi Kotecha (Keep Smiling !!)     21 April 2011

Really funny..........!!

Nice:)


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