From the time I learned Excel...

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From the time I learned Excel, I wanted to change this world into Excel format but that was just my imagination. One fine morning when I woke up I found lines, rows and columns everywhere, I got little confused with the situation but I realized it immediately that world is really changed into Excel………….. yuppeeeee. I can’t believe it, am I dreaming……


I don’t have time to think about anything as I have to do wonders……… don’t know when this format will change again. The first thing I’ll do is to restructure our entire country especially Metro cities, so that proper utilization of land can be made possible and the biggest problem of traffic jams can be solved. CUT,COPY, PASTE options will do brilliant jobs in day- today life.

 

As it is Monday today and I am not feeling like going to office, so very first thing that I did was Cntrl X….ie. CUT…Monday…and………………. this is gone…… J  see I helped so many people.

 

Oh! But I have so much of work at office….. no probs that I’ll do on Tuesday but there is a B’Day party that day which I can not miss… wait…. wait…..no need to take any tension COPY…..myself….paste in office. Now I can do double work. Thanks Excel devata…

 

What a party yaar, but I should have come little early from party, I wasted at least 2 extra hours, by that time I would have finished some presentation work for tomorrow’s official meeting. Can I use cntrl Z i.e UNDO for those 2 extra hours? Hey thanks a lot Excel…… I am back from party at 10.00 PM and now I can finish my work. Everything ready for tomorrow’s meeting…… now the dress……black shirt, white trousers and black shoes….mmmm

 

Where is my black shoes…… I kept it here only….. this side of my shelf….. where is that……I am trying hard to find …. But….. oh …hold on gentalmen its quite simple….cntrl F…i.e FIND…black Shoes …enter… and here it is….Thanks again Excelji....

This is a wonderful morning and I am not going to repeat daily routine work of exercise, studying and driving till office….. instead I will use…cntrl D i.e  FILL (down) and to my surprise I saved around 2.30 hrs….. grt na… Reached office very early and everybody is surprised as I am looking very fresh and quite early than usual days……… I thought to share this secret with everybody………..

So, frns start using Excel in your personal and professional life and you will save lots of Time and Money. For any kind of help in Excel In Life…..do write to me,I will be Happy to Help you people.

Replies (5)
gr8 yaar

 Thanx for dreaming in excel....Nice

Hi Prakash

I want your help in Macro.

nice 1..

Good Suhas..

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