EXAMS-MUST READ ALL STUDENTS

Samunder bhar course hai,

Nadibhar padh pate hain,

Baltibhar yaad reheta hai,

Mug bhar likh pate hai,

Chulu bhar number aate hai,usme doob kar mar jate hain

Exam Paas Aaye, Sir Mera Dukhaye

Teacher Ne Na Jaane Kyun, Danday Dikhaye,

Ab To Mera Sir, Jaage Na Sota Hai,

Kya Karoon Haye, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

Aeroplane -> Wright Brothers

Cycle -> Macmillan

Telephone -> Graham Bell

Telescope -> Galileo

Exams -> Saale ko dhundo re

Human brain is the most

outstanding object in world.

It functions 24 hours a day,

365 days a year.

It functions right from the time we are born,

and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Kehdo un parhne walon se,

Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,

Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,

Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai

Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein

Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai

Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein

Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,

Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

Baap:

Itne kum marks..??

2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!



Beta: Han papa!

mein nay to us kameenay mastar

ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!