Ca vs engg

CA Rakesh Goenka (CA & CS) (872 Points)

08 June 2012  

‎7 CAs and 7 Engineers are going from PUNE to Mumbai. So all of them gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :

7 CAs take only 1 Ticket and 7 engg. buy all 7 tickets..

engg. are desperately waiting for TC to come……

When TC arrives, All 7 CAs get in one toilet SO when TC knocks, one hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away…. say “Dekh lenge”

NOW on return Journey All of them don’t get a direct train to PUNE.So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, as from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI – LONAVALA) :

engg. decided, “this time we will prove that we too are equally SHAANE”….All 7 engg. take 1 Ticket, CAs don’t buy any ticket at all!!!!!..

TC arrives…. ALL engg. IN ONE TOILET.ALL CAs IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..

One CA gets out and knocks the door of Engg. toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in CA Bathroom…

TC DRIVES out ALL the Engg from the toilet and they are heavily fined……..
SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) :

SO now both the group are on LONAVALA station. engg. planning their move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.

This time engg. decide that they will play the same (1 ticket ) trick.

ALL engg. take 1 tickets…CAs BUY all 7 tickets this time…

SO TC Comes.. All CAs show their tickets…..&engg . are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train!!!!!!!!