After Chatting........toooooooooooooooooooooo good

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HI


Online chatting.......(
Toooooooooooooooo goood)

A  Guy WAS chatting with a female (never met her directly) - Online
chat.

(Background,  both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real
big MNC's )

Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?

Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on
chat

Hero: wow...am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you
on Chat

Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some
Coffee.

Hero: OK(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his
seat.)

Manager: Hey, I need some help from you

Hero: [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me

Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime
number, given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?

Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you,
if I Give it by tomorrow evening.

Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]

(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female
to Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)

Female: Hey, am back

Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, She's kinda..... keeps asking
stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work

Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers
are!!

Hero: Yep, u rite!!

Female: Hey, can u do me a favor

Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.

Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number;
given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know
it's real Urgent for me to work this out

Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Urmail in an hour from
now. ok?

Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU
KNOW WHO I AM!! AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!

Replies (12)

:)Too Good One...!

ha ha ha ha very funny:P

Nice funny post.

Originally posted by : Aditya Maheshwari

Nice funny post.
Originally posted by : madhvi

ha ha ha ha very funny

Good one.......

Boss is Always  Boss...!

ha ha ha.. verry funny...

Very funny ,but too good 

Nice sir

A woman makes her son intelligent in 20 years but a girl make him stupid in 2 minutes

Funny............but it also shows how girlz can easily fool boyzzzzzz

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