1. joke

A man who makes coffin was on his way to deliver one of his
coffins when his car broke down.
Tryin not 2 be late he put the coffin on his head & began heading to his destination.

Some policemen saw him & wanted to make some money off him (bribe) so they challenged him
"hey, what are you carrying & where are you going" ?

the man said
"I do not like where i was buried so i am relocating" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

The policemen Fainted..!!!