ZERO WEDS INFINITY

ZERO WEDS INFINITY

Dear Trigonometry,

                 With due calculations, I offer my son zero for marriage with your daughter infinity.My dynamics also approve of this union you are aware that thay are attached to each other.Here is the proof. Any number divided by infinity is equal to zero. And any number divided by zero is equal to infinity.

                Mr. Zero is a terror for students. He is so hard headed that inspite of multiplication or division yields nothing where as your daughter infinity walks endlessly. No mathematician could check her speed. I think the alliance will bring some good results.

                You may consult Mr. Log table & cousin, Miss Solid Geometry and let me know in case you agree to the said proposal. please, see that Miss Mathematics does not hear about this.

                Thanking you.

                                      Yours Indefinitely

                                            Calculus