A girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why a re you late?
Girl: One boy was following me, sir.
Teacher: So, What?
Girl: That boy was walking very slow.
Judge asks a little girl: Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?
Girl: No, my mummy beats me.
Judge: Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
Girl: No, my daddy beats me too.
Judge: Well then, who do you want to live with?
Girl: I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody !!!
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