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Why are Americans jobless????????

Nilesh Jain

Nilesh Jain (Assistant Manager) (1064 Points)

28 January 2011  

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 a.m.

While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN PHILIPPINES ) .
He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN
VIETNAM). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA ), then he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today.


After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ), he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer (MADE IN MALAYSIA ), John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned on his TV (MADE IN KOREA ), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA .

AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM HIS PRESIDENT (MADE IN KENYA )





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Om Prakash Regmi

Om Prakash Regmi (Subject Matter Expert) (582 Points)
Replied 28 January 2011

great !!!!!!

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milan (finance exec) (102 Points)
Replied 28 January 2011

cool 1


Mahesh Lahoti

Mahesh Lahoti (B.com Hons C.S Professional Programme)   (1311 Points)
Replied 28 January 2011

He He He

Solid yaar!!!!!!!!:P



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