Why accountants ?

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Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures.


 

Why accountants don't read novels?
Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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good one

Oh.................Really!

 

Good one....

not impressed.

Why accountants don't make films?

 

Because of the titles they'd give 'em.

 

Kabhi Debit Kabhi Credit.

Hum Tax De Chuke Sanam.

Kahin Return (Scrutiny mein) Na Aa Jaye.

NICE
 

gud one !!!!!!!!!!!

Dare to Speak

nice

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