Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures.








Why accountants don't read novels?
Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
CA Naveen Kumar Agrawal
(Chartered Accountant / MBA)
(944 Points)
Replied 19 August 2008
Oh.................Really!
Vinod
(Assistant Audit Officer)
(1675 Points)
Replied 19 August 2008
Why accountants don't make films?
Because of the titles they'd give 'em.
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