Question: What is the truest definition of

Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend

crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with

a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on

Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change

the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American

doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you

by an indian, using Bill Gates's technology, and

you're probably reading this on your computer, that

use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled

by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant,

transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by

Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and

trucked to you by Mexican illegals.

That, my friends, is Globalization.....