Very Funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny

A for apple.

B for bada apple.

C for chota apple.

D for dusra apple.

E for ek aur apple.

F for fokat ka apple.

G for gol apple.

H for ho gaya na pet kharab khake itne apple.

Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.
Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo-
Aata hai Usha ke saath,
Rehta hai Kiran ke saath,
Aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath!

good one

nice yaar

Safed Sari Par Tum Lal Bindi Lagati Ho,
Khuda Kasam Ambulance Nazar Aati Ho,
Vo Ghayal Ko Lekar Jati Hai,
Tum Ghayal Kar Jati Ho!!!

Why does sardarji open his lunch box while Walking on the road?
To Check if he is going to work or Coming Back

What do you get when you sing a country and western song backwards? Your wife back, your house back and your dog back.

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators.

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?

Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

Ultimate answer while changing the job.

Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?

Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.

Santa and Banta went for a drive.

Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?

Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"

So nice..

nice

its so nice rajesh........go ahead.................