Types of taxes to be paid in India !- Funny article

1)    Taxes In India







1)      Qus.: What are you doing?







  Ans.: Business.







  Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX







  2)      Qus.: What are you doing in Business?







  Ans.: Selling the Goods.







  Tax : PAY SALES TAX







  3)      Qus.: From where are you getting Goods?







  Ans.: From other State/Abroad







  Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI







  4)      Qus.: What are you getting in Selling Goods?







  Ans.: Profit.







  Tax : PAY INCOME TAX







  5)      Qus.: How do you distribute profit ?







  Ans : By way of dividend







  Tax : PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX







  6)      Qus.: Where you Manufacturing the Goods?







  Ans.: Factory.







  Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY







  8)      Qus.: Do you have Staff?







  Ans.: Yes







  Tax:  PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX







  9)      Qus.: Doing business in Millions?







  Ans.: Yes







  Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX?







  Ans : No







  Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax







  10)    Qus.: Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?







  Ans.: Yes, for Salary.







  Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX







  11)    Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?







  Ans.: Hotel







  Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX







  12)    Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?







  Ans.: Yes







  Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX







  13)    Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?







  Ans.: Yes







  Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX







  14)    Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?







  Ans.: Gift on birthday.







  Tax : PAY GIFT TAX







  15)    Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?







  Ans.: Yes







  Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX







  16)    Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?







  Ans.: Cinema or Resort.







  Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX







  17)    Qus.: Have you purchased House?







  Ans.: Yes







  Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE







  18)    Qus.: How you Travel?







  Ans.: Bus







  Tax : PAY SURCHARGE







  19)    Qus.: Any Additional Tax?







  Ans.: Yes







  Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE



CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!







  20)    Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?







  Ans.: Yes







  Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY







  21)    INDIAN :  Can I die now??







  Ans        : No, wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX