Toooooooooo gud

On a board before a church:
“GOD NEVER FAILS”

A C.A. student who happened to see this writes below it
“LET HIM TRY C.A. EXAMS”

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New poem by Satyam(ramalinga raju)
Raju Raju, Yes Papa,
Cheating us, No papa,
Telling lies, =No papa,
Open your balance sheet
ha ha ha…

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Student at Medical Shop : I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that.
(Student shows his CA books)
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Chemist: Oh sorry, I didn’t know you had a prescripttion.

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