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THIS IS CONFIDENCE.!!!!!!

Ashish M

Ashish M (Chartered Accountant) (2731 Points)

11 October 2009  

 

 

What is confidence????

A hypothetical situation where 20 CEOs board an airplane and are told that
the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature
pilotless technology: It is an uncrewed aircraft. Each one of the CEOs is
then told, privately, that their company's software is running the
aircraft's automatic pilot system. Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave the
aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse.

One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm indeed. Asked why
he is so confident in this first uncrewed flight,

he replies :

"If it is the same software that is developed by my company's IT systems department, this plane won't even take off." !!!!

That is called Confidence!!!
 






 
 
 




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Tanveer Singh

Tanveer Singh (complicated) (1248 Points)
Replied 12 October 2009

Nice


sivaram

sivaram (Asst Mgr-Taxation) (6918 Points)
Replied 12 October 2009

nice



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GOOD


Shweta

Shweta (CA Final Student) (305 Points)
Replied 12 October 2009

NICE


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Mohit Sahni

Mohit Sahni (Finance Manager) (38 Points)
Replied 12 October 2009

Goooooooooood one.


CA Manasa

CA Manasa (CA) (1479 Points)
Replied 12 October 2009

Nice...



(Guest)

Nice One

Thanks for sharing


Aseem Singla

Aseem Singla (bathinda) (67 Points)
Replied 12 October 2009

gud



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nice


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CA Devanshi Gandhi (Ajani)

CA Devanshi Gandhi (Ajani) (FCA DISA Mcom CIFRS & LLB)   (9060 Points)
Replied 12 October 2009

 nice


isha

isha (student) (253 Points)
Replied 17 October 2009

very nice


Vikram M.

Vikram M. (Unemployed) (504 Points)
Replied 17 October 2009

Finally a joke that's actually funny.


The Harshit Aggarwal

The Harshit Aggarwal (B.Com(H) ,CS Final) (5278 Points)
Replied 19 October 2009

Good One !


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