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Think ++++ve

Himanshu

Himanshu (Proprietor at H. R. Thacker and Co.)   (1439 Points)

11 August 2009  

This is Awesome Father : "I want you to marry a girl of my choice"
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Father : "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"

Next - Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case...ok"


Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. "
President : "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father : "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case...ok"


This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing,You can get Anything. But your attitude should be positive
Think +++++++ve

 

 

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Himanshu

Himanshu (Proprietor at H. R. Thacker and Co.)   (1439 Points)
Replied 11 August 2009

pls reply me friends

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BALASUBRAMANYA B N

BALASUBRAMANYA B N (CCI STUDENT....) (44687 Points)
Replied 11 August 2009

ITS GUD ONE, ME PLANNING TO MARRY BILL GATES DOUGTHER.....HEHEHHEH


CA Rashmi

CA Rashmi (final cleared) (680 Points)
Replied 11 August 2009

nice bt i heard it b4...not new


CA CS Bhumika Thakkar

CA CS Bhumika Thakkar (CA,CS) (1618 Points)
Replied 12 August 2009

gud 1..


Jyoti Malik

Jyoti Malik (ACCOUNTANT) (2644 Points)
Replied 12 August 2009

Good


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Old  joke but good

 

 


Vipin Jain

Vipin Jain (Article) (46 Points)
Replied 13 August 2009

Originally posted by :Himanshu
" Nice one dear... "


 


supriya

supriya (student) (159 Points)
Replied 15 August 2009

GREAT


Himanshu

Himanshu (Proprietor at H. R. Thacker and Co.)   (1439 Points)
Replied 17 August 2009

Thanks for reply



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