# Sign on a railway station at Patna :

Aana free, jaana free,

pakde gaye to khana free.

# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay :

Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here.

She may be your grandmother!

# Seen on a bulletin board:

Success is relative

More the success, more the relatives.

# Sign at a barber’s saloon in Juhu, Bombay :

we need your heads to run our business.

# A traffic slogan:

Don’t let your kids drive if they are not old enough -
or else they never will be…..

#THE BEST ONE:

Its God’s responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations

It’s our responsibility to arrange the meeting

between them and god.”

- Indian Armed Forces