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Teacher and Student-- nw thats funny

Nilesh Jain

Nilesh Jain (Assistant Manager) (1064 Points)

17 February 2011  


 

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?

Student: shaadi..!!!!!!

Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?.....

Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!

Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?

Student: dulhan

Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?

Student- bahu laaunga

Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?

Student: pota

Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?

Student: hum do humare do.



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Raj Patel

Raj Patel (C.A + C.S.) (174 Points)
Replied 17 February 2011

nice dear.  

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