Symptoms of IT/Corporate People..(Good!!!)

Ankur Garg (Company Secretary and Compliance Officer)   (114679 Points)

05 October 2009  

Symptoms of IT/Corporate People..(Good!!!)

If you have been in IT/Corporate industry too long these are your symptoms:



1.) U use phrases like "No issues" and "Value addition" in everyday parlance. For e.g. When talking about your doodhwalla, U say, "His milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so no issues"



2.) Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards send to U by friends whose faces U cant remember.



3) U drink more tea or coffee than water.



4) U keep trying to shut down ur home computer by pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps)



5) When ur mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive thecall.




6) When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial "0"to get an outside line.




7) U haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years.




8) Ur last crush was a girl in HR, ur current crush is the new girl in HR and all ur crushes in the future will be girls in HR.



9) U spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes or drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. and then complain about the late working hours.




10.) Ur important 'meetings' usually comprise two or three people max, including yourself.



11) U secretly prepare for CAT only to find ur PL sitting behind you at the exam.


13.) U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not going.


14.) U email ur mate who works at the desk next to U.



15.) As U read this list, U r thinking of sending it to ur friends who are also in IT/Corporate.



16.)U r too busy to notice there was no line no. 12




17.)U r not sure so u scroll back check it .



18.)And now u r smiling!!!!


Am sure u did steps 16 to 18.

 

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