1) Na Thi Usko Mere Pyaar Ki Qadar,
NA Thi Mujh Ko Usk Pyaar Ki Qadar,
Bus Maine Bhe Soch Liya Is Kadar,
TWO PARALLEL LINES CANN0T INTERSECT EACH OTHER...
2)Top Answers of Teachers
If they don't know the answers:
a)I think the question is wrong..
b)I Will tell you tomorrow..
c)Don't ask foolish questions..
d)You will study this in the next class..
And the most important one is:
e)Nice question,Raise your hands who know the Answer
3)A Student Called Up His Physics Professor..
His Wife Picked Up D Phone Nd Said "He Died Last Week"..
Next Day Student Called Again..
She Again Pickd Up Nd Said"I T0ld U He Died Last Week
He Called The Third Time.
The Wife Said"He Died.Y D0 U Keep 0n Calling Again Nd Again?
Student:"Sun K Acha Lagta Hai"
4)Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat???
2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM
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1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT
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2 Girls love 1 Boy = KISMAT
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