students rock...

once a student failed in the paper " logistics " .....in a furious mood he went upto his professor and asked"Do u understand the subject urself??

Professor:- i teach this subject ...of course i understand it...

student:-    ok so...i will ask u 3 questions on this topic,,if u answer correctly i will accept my marks....but if u cant answer u will give me an A grade...

professor:- ok...done

student :- answer me.....

                 1.what is is thats legal but not logical?

                 2.what is it thats logical but not legal??

                  3, what is it thats neither logical nor legal???

Professor in tension.....

Professor:- i dont know the answers...

Professor passes the student with an A grade.........

Professor now asked for the answers...

Student..:- 1. u are 50 yrs old and ur wife is 30 yrs old...thats legal but                                   not logical.......

                   2.your wife has a 25 yr old boy friend...thats logical but                                         not legal....

                   3. you just gave an A grade to your wife's boy friend who should                          have failed in the exam....THATS NEITHER LOGICAL NOR                                 LEGAL...

PROFESSOR in shock....... the STUDENTS ROCK...