* In Los Angeles, it's illegal for a waiter to tell a customer "I'm really an actor."
* In Cannes, France, it's illegal to wear a Jerry Lewis mask.
* In Tennessee, it's illegal to tell someone to quit smoking.
* It's illegal to tear a phone book in half in Montana.
* In Connecticut, night watchmen are forbidden from drinking decaf coffee while working.
* In Kentucky, it's illegal to paint your lawn red.
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