STRANGE LAWS OF THE WORLD.

* In Los Angeles, it's illegal for a waiter to tell a customer "I'm really an actor."

* In Cannes, France, it's illegal to wear a Jerry Lewis mask.

* In Tennessee, it's illegal to tell someone to quit smoking.

* It's illegal to tear a phone book in half in Montana.

* In Connecticut, night watchmen are forbidden from drinking decaf coffee while working.

* In Kentucky, it's illegal to paint your lawn red.