sab kuch jo insaan chahta hai use miltha kahan hai;
mujhe to lagta hai jo kuch insaan real mein chahta hai..actual mein..use wahi milta hai!
-JAB WE MET
College ke is side hum duniya ko nachate hain...aur collage ke us side duniya hamein nachati hai..
- RANG DE BASANTI
bhaai,tumko pakkaa yakeen hai na, ki baar-baar andar aane se apun ki ijjat badhegi?
- LAGE RAHO MUNNABHAI
Ullu-gadhaa-paagal toh mein bhi keh sakta tha -lekin mujhe pata hai, jo shakal se aap lagte hain, woh hain nahi
-ANDAAZ APNA APNA
hello ! DEVI PRASAD ji haiN? Aare Deivi ka prasad mandir main milta hain.. Garage main NAHI!!!!!!!!!
-HERA PHERI
Sir kuch bhool gaya hu
kya ?
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- 3 IDIOTS
Sala kisko boltai re........ sala nahi bolne ka, sala!
-HERA PHERI
Amit:- Ek to tu acha dikhta nahi, Do tu garib hai, Teen to aise gayega to kaun si ladki tere ko pyaar karegi, jay
Jay-: Koi na koi garib badsurat ladki mil jayegi, jo mujh se bura gati ho ;)
- JAANE TU YA JAANE NA
Business ka first rule, jiske ke saath vyapaar karo usse kabhi na pyar karo
-BAND BAAJA BARAAT
haan to Ghungroo ji...
dehiye.. 'G' mat kahiye
Kyon nahi aapko G kahu? Aajkal to biscuit ko bhi Parle-G kehte hain
-WELCOME
“Jo nahin ho sakta, wahi tho karna hai!”
-CHAK DE
(In exam hall) Phirrrr wahi situation SID, abe saale kya hone wala hai tera...
-WAKE UP SID
log katl karne ke liye mujhe dhoondh rahein hain, ladki bhagane ka ilzam mere sir par hain aur mujhe ladki bhi nahi mil rahi hain
-JAB WE MET
Sorry boss, ghalti se mistake ho gaya
-ANDAAZ APNA APNA
bhai yeh kaisa kamra hai... challu hote hi khatam hogaya !!!
-MUNNA BHAI M.B.BS
tumhe dekh ke to nahi lagta ki tumhari body salman jaisi thi;
wo mujhe double flu ho gaya tha.. upar se jaundice, neeche se malariya
-AJAB PREM KI GAZAB KAHANI
Tum ekdam correct baat bol deti ho jaaneman
-LOVE AAJ KAL
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