Once a smoker was smoking in the airport. A gentleman arrives & asked him: how much do u smoke a day?
Smoker: y?
Gentelman: if u would have collected the money instead of smoking the plane which is infront of u would have been urs......
Smoker: do u smoke?
Gentelman: no
Smoker: is that urs?
Gentelman: no.....
Smoker: thanks 4 ur advice,but that plane is mine
The smoker is Vijay Mallya, King fisher Owner.
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