1.  Tchr-Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai?

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Boy - Q ki Puch Me Itni Taakat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake!!
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Sidhi Baat No Bakvas.. Clear hai!! ;-)

2.  "You will Definetely Succeed In Your

Life,
If you follow the Advices
that You Give to Others".. !

3.Sabzi wala Sabzi Par Paani Chirak Raha Tha..

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kaafi Dair ho Gayi....

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to 1 aadmi gusse se bola:
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Bhai sahab ! Agar Bhindi Hosh me Agayi ho to 1 kilo dedo :D :p

4.  Badi muddat baad aaj phone par uski awaz suni

toh...
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dil n dhadakte hue kaha.. .
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jaldi yaad kar kamine konsi wali hai. :p

5.   Never ask a lady about her age!

Never ask a man about his salary!
And now-a-days ....
Never ask a student about his percentage ....
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Because it hurts !!!!

6. That awes0me m0ment :

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when y0u're telling a j0ke but
can't finish it because y0ur
laughing to0 hard... ^_^ :D
Then friends say... pehlay hans lay
ya bol lay... :p :D

7.  The best prank call ever:

"Hello,Dominos. .??"
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"Yes sir,How may I help u...?"
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"Bhai Pizza ghar pe kayse banau
help karna yaar.." :D:D

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