Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered
the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and
decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the
teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know
what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
Father to his son- How was the paper?
Son- bas pehla sawal chhut gaya.
Father- accha,aur baki?
Son- 3rd mujhe aata nahi tha,
4th main karna bhul gya,
5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli
taraf tha meine dekha nahi.
Father gusse me bola- aur 2nd ques?
Son- bas sirf wahi galat hua hai!
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