Simple Jokes...

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night.



Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?
A: Because he is dead.



Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A: It becomes wet.



Q. What often falls but never gets hurt?
A : Rain



Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be?
A : TOMORROW



Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half.



Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.



Q. What gets wet with drying?
A : A towel



Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman?
A : AGE.



Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.



Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
A : Because it has its own scales.

Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg?
A : Because it is too tyred.



Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state
A : liquid

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