SIGNBOARD

Sign on a railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free,
Pakde gaye to khana free.

Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!

Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative
More the success, more the relatives.

Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
We need your heads to run our business.

A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough
or else they never will be.

THE BEST ONE:
Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.
- Indian Armed Forces