Sign on a railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free,
Pakde gaye to khana free.
Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!
Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative
More the success, more the relatives.
Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
We need your heads to run our business.
A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough
or else they never will be.
THE BEST ONE:
Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.
- Indian Armed Forces
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