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Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and started shouting:

"Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".

Thakur [with anger]:

"Chillao mat! Jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai."

Kaalia:

"Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?"

Thakur:

Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one

"Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai." Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.

Kaalia Starts Laughing and says:

"Ha ha... thakur ne freshers KO liya hai, ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."

Veeru shouts:

"Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."

Jay hits his keyboard, then says:

"jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho Gaya."

AT GABBAR'S DEN...

Gabbar:

"Kitne bugs the?"

Kaalia:

"Do sarkaar."

Gabbar:

"Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi."

[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa].

"Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"

Sambaa:

"Chhey sarkaar."

Gabbar:

"Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai." [Logout - logout - logout]. "Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga" Kaalia?"

Kaalia:

"Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."

Gabbar:

"To ab documentation kar!

Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha

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