Sher and shayri...in technical lang.

jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...

Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
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Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...

Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye...
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Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...

Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...
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Kal jab mile thhe
to dil mein hua ek sound.

Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
your file not found!
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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.

Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space.
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Ghar se jab tum nikle
pehen ke reshmi gown.

Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya server down.
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Jabse meri zindagi mein,
aayi hai ek female.

Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
kya mailbox, kya e-mail.
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Dil se ek ishq ki
application create kar raha hoon.

Pyaar se debug karna
mein wait kar raha hoon.
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Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee so gaya.

Yeh dekho mera isp connection
time out ho gaya..