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Science vs Commerce

Sunshine (Helping All) (10575 Points)

04 December 2010

Science stedents kehte hai ki paani boil karne se germs mar jate hain and wo pani peene ke liye safe hota hai...

But commerce students kehte hain...ki germs ki dead body to paani me hi hain....!!!!...Commerce students rock;..

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gud sneha ji

commerce students rock

Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15607 Points)
Replied 04 December 2010

Originally posted by : Sneha..sunshine..
	Science stedents kehte hai ki paani boil karne se germs mar jate hain and wo pani peene ke liye safe hota hai... But commerce students kehte hain...ki germs ki dead body to paani me hi hain....!!!!...Commerce students rock;..

He He Lolzzzzzzzzzzzz .

Commerce Students Always Rocks no doubt

CMA. CS. Sanjay Gupta ("PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN") (114215 Points)
Replied 04 December 2010

Nice One....

Science Vs Commerce Student

A Science student and a Commerce student go on a camping trip,
set up their tent, and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the Commerce student wakes his Science student friend. "
Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

The Science student replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

The Science student ponders for a minute.

" Astronomically speaking, it tells me that
there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately
a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is
all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have
a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"

The Commerce student is silent for a moment, then speaks.

"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".