Science vs Commerce

A Science student and a Commerce student go on a camping trip,
set up their tent, and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the Commerce student wakes his Science student friend. "
Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

The Science student replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

The Science student ponders for a minute.

" Astronomically speaking, it tells me that
there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately
a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is
all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have
a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"

The Commerce student is silent for a moment, then speaks.

"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".