School Days....Jokes

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18708 Points Posted on 20 February 2009

Teacher:

 

'What is your name?'

Student:

'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'

Teacher:

 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'

 

Student:

 'My name is Sunlight.

 

 

Teacher:

 'What is your name?'.

Student:

 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'

Teacher:

 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'

Student:

 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."

Teacher:

 What happened in 1869?

Student:

 Gandhiji was born.

Teacher:

 What happened in 1873?

Student:

 Gandhiji was four years old.

Teacher:

 

 What is the full form of maths?

 

Student:

 Mentally affected teachers harassing students

Teacher:

 Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?

Student:

 BROTHERLY LOVE

Teacher:

 Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?

Student:

 A holiday

 

Teacher:

 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '

 

 

Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'

Teacher:

Sunny: As old as I am.

 How old is ur father.

Teacher:

 How is it possible?

 

 

Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)

 

Teacher:

 There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?

Student:

 32 yrs.

Teacher:

 How do you know?

Student:

 Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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336 Points Posted on 20 February 2009

Very nice!

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On 20 February 2009 at 10:36
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579 Points Posted on 20 February 2009

the last one rocks..

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77 Points Posted on 20 February 2009

hmmm....interesting

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127 Points Posted on 20 February 2009

It was superb and I loved it

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