Say Cheese :) :) :) :) :)- Part 2

Singh IS KING          Interviewer:  what is your birth date?  Sardar: 13th October  Which year?  Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR Manager asked to sardar at an interview.  Can you spell a word that has more than 15 letters in it?  Sardar replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,  Do I look like a foreigner?  Wife: No! Why?  Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this  village???  Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi  So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is  Jayanthi.  When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver  adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.  Interviewer: just imagine you are in 3rd floor, it caught fire  and how will you escape?  Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

   

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.

                                                                       

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. 
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing. 
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar: Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is all India Radio!

 

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child