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Satyam Jokes

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Ram Gopal Verma was sighted inside Taj Hotel, Mumbai. January: Ram Gopal Verma was sighted in Satyam Computers Hyderabad.

Raju Raju? Yes papa! Eating money? No papa! Telling lies? No papa? Open your balance sheets? Ha ha ha

All Raju named Chai-wallahs around BSE will be banned soon.

Satyam Shitam Sundaram.

Master ji: Raju tumhare daant toh motiyo se chamak rahe hain?
Raju: Chamke kyu na? maine apni hi company ka paisa jo khaaya hai.–

A treat is promised if I still get a joining date from Satyam.

P.S: You know what, we had to submit a sum of 2 Lakh Rupees bank guarantee to get a job in Satyam. Chor kahi ke! If I had been hired, I would have been Fired and all my money would have been shift+deleted. Thankfully I was survived. You can call me now, The Boy Who Lived.
u sound like sharabi in this —
Gaon walo, hicc! Tum toh jaante hi hogey, Hicc! Ek shareef se dikhne wale aadmi ne.. hicc! Mera chain-wain sab ujada.. jalim nazar hataale.. hicc! Gaon walon! Sui-cide!! Hicc! Naah!”

SATYAM SHIVAM DOOBGAYAM
New Full-Form for Satyam: ‘Stealing And Transferring Your All Money’.

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 GOOD-New Full-Form for Satyam: ‘Stealing And Transferring Your All Money’.

 

thanks for reading

good one

 


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