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How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?
 
One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her  salary !!!
 

   
Dear Bo$$  
   In thi$ life, we all need   $ome thing$  mo$t  de$perately. I think you $hould be under $tanding of the need$ of your worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company .
 
I am $ure you will gue $$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
 

  $ incerely Your$,
         Marian $hih
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The next day, the employee received a nice reply like this :

 
 
  Dear Marian
 
 
   I kNOw what you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt  doing  NOticeably well as yet .
 
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into  aNOther recession. After the   NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad .
 
I have  NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean .
 
Yours truly,
Manager

Replies (13)

nice one dr

cool... Nice one...:)

Kahani champu ki 

 
Pareshaan thi Champu ki wife ;Non-happening thi jo uski life
Champu ko na milta tha aaram; Office main karta kaam hi kaam

Champu ke boss bhi the bade cool; Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul
Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline; Kaam to karwate the roz till nine

Champu bhi banna chata tha best; Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest
Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami; Promotion ke ummid main deta salami

Din guzre aur guzre fir saal; Bura hota gaya Champu ka haal
Champu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha; Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha

Aakhir ek din Champu ko samjh aaya; Aur chod di usne Promotion ki moh maya
Boss se bola, "Tum kyon satate ho ?"; "Promotion ke laddu se buddu banate ho"

"Promotion do warna chala jaunga"; "Increment dene par bhi wapis na aunga"
Boss haans ke bola "Nahi koi baat"; "Abhi aur bhi Champus hai mere paas"
"Yeh duniya Champuon se bhari hai"; "Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai"

"Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karunga"; "Tumhari tarah Ek aur Champu banaunga"


(WAKE UP CHAMPU)

Dear All

 

Please see the attached file for explanning the above story.

 

Regds/ Akhil Gupta

Dear All

 

Please see the attached file for explanning the above story.

 

Regds/ Akhil Gupta

AKHIL: Nice 1.. but u can post in a new forum instead placing it anywhere....

Dear Shivang Sir,

 

As per your advice I had posted my reply as a separate forum message at the following link

/forum/kahani-champu-ki-86445.asp

 

Regds/ Akhil Gupta

Nice story & also the explanation.

really nice

gud 1................

Nice ......

Gud one Shivang & Akhil

hahhahah, nice yaar.......!! well keep it up


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