Salary Increase?

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CA Shiv

Business Controller

2987 Points Joined February 2010

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary !!!


Dear Bo$$
   In thi$ life, we all need   $ome thing$ mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under $tanding of the need$ of your worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company .

I am $ure you will gue $$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

$ incerely Your$,
         Marian $hih
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The next day, the employee received a nice reply like this :

Dear Marian

   I kNOw what you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet .

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the   NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad .

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean .

Yours truly,
Manager

Replies (13)

SUDHIR & PRADEEP JI

CA FINAL+LLB + DISA

2299 Points Joined March 2010

nice one dr

Priya

Financial Analyst

67 Points Joined April 2010

cool... Nice one...

Akhil Gupta

Manager F&A

856 Points Joined August 2007

Kahani champu ki

Pareshaan thi Champu ki wife ;Non-happening thi jo uski life
Champu ko na milta tha aaram; Office main karta kaam hi kaam

Champu ke boss bhi the bade cool; Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul
Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline; Kaam to karwate the roz till nine

Champu bhi banna chata tha best; Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest
Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami; Promotion ke ummid main deta salami

Din guzre aur guzre fir saal; Bura hota gaya Champu ka haal
Champu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha; Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha

Aakhir ek din Champu ko samjh aaya; Aur chod di usne Promotion ki moh maya
Boss se bola, "Tum kyon satate ho ?"; "Promotion ke laddu se buddu banate ho"

"Promotion do warna chala jaunga"; "Increment dene par bhi wapis na aunga"
Boss haans ke bola "Nahi koi baat"; "Abhi aur bhi Champus hai mere paas"
"Yeh duniya Champuon se bhari hai"; "Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai"
"Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karunga"; "Tumhari tarah Ek aur Champu banaunga"

(WAKE UP CHAMPU)