Really Cheesy One-liners

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heehee nyc smileys...

very entertaining

gud post resham

best one 

When I was born, I was so surprised!! I coudn't talk for a year and a half!!

wt a liner just speachless

Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac..??!

u knw diz is really wat i feel as well when i drive my vehicle...when sumone drives slower dan me,it irritates d hell out of me n i comment- Isse bhi dheerey nahi chala sakta tha kya!! nd wen sum1 drives faster i comment- Baap rey! bewkoof ! accident ho gaya toh!! gr8 post! thanx a lot!

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Some addition from my side:-

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. 

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. 
A day without sunshine is like, night. 

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. 
Always try to be modest and be proud of it! 

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. 
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

HAHAHAHA VERY NICE...........!!!!!!

lolz badhiyan hai ...........!!! very cute smileys..!!

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Very funny lines…

gud 1 dear.....

thanx 4 sharing.

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