Really Cheesy One-liners

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Money won't buy friends, but you have a better class of enemy.

-Spike Milligan


 

 

 

I don't consider myself bald. I am simply taller than my hair!!

- Thom Sharp


 

 

 

Imagine if there were no hypothetical situations!!

- John Mendoza


 

 

I've been on a calender, but I've never been on time.

- Marylin Monroe


 

 

It's not that am afraid to die... It's just that i don't want to be there when it happens...!!

- Woody Allen

 


 

I have my standards. They may be low.... but I have them!!

- Bette Midler


 

 

 

When I was born, I was so surprised!! I coudn't talk for a year and a half!!

- Gracie Allen

 

 


I really didn't say everything I said!!

- Yogi Berra


 

 

If you haven't got anything good to say about anyone, come and sit by me...!!

- Alice Roosevelt Longworth


 

 

Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac..??!!

- George Carlin

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heehee nyc smileys...:D

very entertaining

gud post resham

best one 

When I was born, I was so surprised!! I coudn't talk for a year and a half!!

wt a liner just speachless

Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac..??!

 

u knw diz is really wat i feel as well when i drive my vehicle...when sumone drives slower dan me,it irritates d hell out of me n i comment- Isse bhi dheerey nahi chala sakta tha kya!! nd wen sum1 drives faster i comment- Baap rey! bewkoof ! accident ho gaya toh!! gr8 post! thanx a lot!

quit quote.................

Hahahaha...

Some addition from my side:-

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. 

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. 
A day without sunshine is like, night. 

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. 
Always try to be modest and be proud of it! 

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. 
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

 Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? 

HAHAHAHA VERY NICE...........!!!!!!

lolz badhiyan hai ...........!!! very cute smileys..!!

He he heee…:P

Very funny lines…

 

Realy nice smiles friend.smile. Always in life.smile.
Originally posted by : SANYAM ARORA

HAHAHAHA VERY NICE...........!!!!!!

gud 1 dear.....

thanx 4 sharing.

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz gr8

Originally posted by : CA Ravi sisodia

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