Really Cheesy One-liners

Resham (Carpe Diem !!!) (6535 Points)

30 January 2011  





Money won't buy friends, but you have a better class of enemy.

-Spike Milligan




I don't consider myself bald. I am simply taller than my hair!!

- Thom Sharp




Imagine if there were no hypothetical situations!!

- John Mendoza



I've been on a calender, but I've never been on time.

- Marylin Monroe



It's not that am afraid to die... It's just that i don't want to be there when it happens...!!

- Woody Allen



I have my standards. They may be low.... but I have them!!

- Bette Midler




When I was born, I was so surprised!! I coudn't talk for a year and a half!!

- Gracie Allen



I really didn't say everything I said!!

- Yogi Berra



If you haven't got anything good to say about anyone, come and sit by me...!!

- Alice Roosevelt Longworth



Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac..??!!

- George Carlin