Really Cheesy One-liners

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Resham

Carpe Diem !!!

6535 Points Joined July 2010

Money won't buy friends, but you have a better class of enemy.

-Spike Milligan

I don't consider myself bald. I am simply taller than my hair!!

- Thom Sharp

Imagine if there were no hypothetical situations!!

- John Mendoza

I've been on a calender, but I've never been on time.

- Marylin Monroe

It's not that am afraid to die... It's just that i don't want to be there when it happens...!!

- Woody Allen

I have my standards. They may be low.... but I have them!!

- Bette Midler

When I was born, I was so surprised!! I coudn't talk for a year and a half!!

- Gracie Allen

I really didn't say everything I said!!

- Yogi Berra

If you haven't got anything good to say about anyone, come and sit by me...!!

- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac..??!!

- George Carlin

Replies (31)

CMA. CS. Sanjay Gupta

"PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN"

114245 Points Joined February 2009

hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha.....

Annu

Chase your Dreams

825 Points Joined October 2010

heehee nyc smileys...

very entertaining

gud post resham

Naman

Final ca

296 Points Joined June 2009

best one

When I was born, I was so surprised!! I coudn't talk for a year and a half!!

wt a liner just speachless

Guest

Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac..??!

u knw diz is really wat i feel as well when i drive my vehicle...when sumone drives slower dan me,it irritates d hell out of me n i comment- Isse bhi dheerey nahi chala sakta tha kya!! nd wen sum1 drives faster i comment- Baap rey! bewkoof ! accident ho gaya toh!! gr8 post! thanx a lot!