Ramayana - Narrated by an American teenage dude... Do read it...................... A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to explain the significance of 'Diwali' to his younger brother, this is how he went about it... 'So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kinda b*tch, and she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national forest or something... Since he was going, for like, something like more than 10 years or so.. he decided to get his chick(Sita) and his bro(Laxman) along... you know...so that they could all chill out together. But Dude, the forest was reeeeal scary sh*t... really man...they had monkeys and devils and sh*t like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked with darts and bows and arrows... so it was fine. But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, was our man, and also his bro, Laxman, pissed..... all the gods were with him... So anyways, you don't mess with gods. So, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys.Dude, don't ask me how they trained the damn monkeys... just go along with me, ok...so ih was like..., Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangsta's ass in his own hood. Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the forest..and anyways...it gets kinda boring,you know... no TV or malls or sh*t like that. So,they decided to hitch a ride back home...and when the people realize that our dude, his bro and the wife are back home... they thought, well, you know, at least they deserve something nice... and they didn't have any bars or clubs in those days... so they couldn't take them out for a drink, so they, like, decided to smoke and sh*t...and since they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps also... so it was pretty coooooooooool thing...you know with all those fireworks n stuff... Really, they even had some local band play along with the fireworks... and you know, what, dude, that was the very first, no kidding.., that was the very first music-synchronized fireworks... you know, like the 4th of July stuff, but just, more cooler and stuff, you know. And, so dude, that was how, like, this festival started.'
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Ramayana - Narrated by an American teenage
quite funny & pathetic at the same time.......
sheer nonsense on ur part. Never use God for ur non sense display of ur mind....
WORSHIP GOD...
JAI SHREE RAM......
worship ur God
its nt a matter of fun
Mr Mohit and Ms purnima, I have not done anything to make FUN. I do respect GOD.
Further before putting this, I read it in full but didn't find anything which does not make sense.
I already write that it is being translated by a American teenager and I think you should use ur common sense to understand the spirit of that child which in my opinion completely pure.
In true sense it is not wrong as the child has translated it in the way he find suitable but (with pure mind) so i think we should also go logically.
If you find any line which is objectionable .. please specify the same. JAI SHREE RAM
Please do not indulge the our Gods and Goddesses in any kind of joke. The child's intention might be correct but all can't grasp such a scriptt in positive sense.
| Originally posted by :CA Prakash Somani | ||
| " | Ramayana - Narrated by an American teenage dude... Do read it...................... A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to explain the significance of 'Diwali' to his younger brother, this is how he went about it... 'So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kinda b*tch, and she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national forest or something... Since he was going, for like, something like more than 10 years or so.. he decided to get his chick(Sita) and his bro(Laxman) along... you know...so that they could all chill out together. But Dude, the forest was reeeeal scary sh*t... really man...they had monkeys and devils and sh*t like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked with darts and bows and arrows... so it was fine. But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, was our man, and also his bro, Laxman, pissed..... all the gods were with him... So anyways, you don't mess with gods. So, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys.Dude, don't ask me how they trained the damn monkeys... just go along with me, ok...so ih was like..., Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangsta's ass in his own hood. Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the forest..and anyways...it gets kinda boring,you know... no TV or malls or sh*t like that. So,they decided to hitch a ride back home...and when the people realize that our dude, his bro and the wife are back home... they thought, well, you know, at least they deserve something nice... and they didn't have any bars or clubs in those days... so they couldn't take them out for a drink, so they, like, decided to smoke and sh*t...and since they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps also... so it was pretty coooooooooool thing...you know with all those fireworks n stuff... Really, they even had some local band play along with the fireworks... and you know, what, dude, that was the very first, no kidding.., that was the very first music-synchronized fireworks... you know, like the 4th of July stuff, but just, more cooler and stuff, you know. And, so dude, that was how, like, this festival started.' |
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You are just educated idiot.
either you guys lack common sense or u hv problems understanding english...
Firstly, u all r blaming Mr. Prakash Somani as if he said this by himself!!! its just a forward guys!!
secondly, pls look towards it as a satire. honestly, what do u expect frm a second generation Indian settled in the US...? do u expect him to learn by heart: ramayan, mahabharat, gita, and all 4 vedas? can u assure that every indian knows abt every indian epic in the pure & proper sense??
And No disrespect has been shown towards the epic ramayan or any GOD. so pls relax.
Dear Mr. Bimal, welcome to CAclubIndia. we will all be glad if u avoid using words like 'idiot' towards other members...
| Originally posted by :bimal | ||
| " | You are just educated idiot. |
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| Originally posted by : CA CS Prakash Somani (A helpin | ||
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and plz. dont ever stuck ur head in thing which u dont know . n ur aggregate level in RAMAYAN is not more than 0. it a humble request to u . |
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Hahahahaha. Really funny.
Why people are making issues of it?
Since God has kept mum, why you people are sh*tting around?
Take it as fun. Ram or sita or whoever... No body has copy right over them. One can say freely.
Such an extremist you people are.
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