posts in haven...

Roles in Heaven :


Brahma

Systems Installation



Vishnu

Systems Administration & Support



Lakshmi

Finance and Accounts consultant



Saraswati

Training and Knowledge Management



Shiva

DBA (Crash Specialist)



Ganesh

Quality Assuarance & Documentation



Narada

Data transfer



Yama

Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant



Chitragupta

IDP & Personal Records



Apsaras

Downloadable Viruses



Devas

Mainframe Programmers



Surya

Solaris Administrator



Rakshasas

In house Hackers



Ravan

Internet Explorer WWWF



Kumbhakarnan

Zombie Process



Lakshman

Support Software and Backup



Hanuman

Linux/s390



Vaali

MS Windows



Sugreeva

DOS



Jatayu




Dronacharya

System Programmer



Vishwamitra

Sr. Manager Projects



Shakuni

Annual appraisal & Promotion



Valmiki

Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)



Krishna

SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )



Dharmaraj Yudhishthira

ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)



Arjun

Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)



Abhimanyu

Trainee Programmer



Draupadi

Motivation & Team building



Bhima

MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM



Duryodhana

Microsoft product Written in VB



Karna

Contract programmer



Dhrutarashtra

Visual C++



Gandhari

Dreamweaver



100 Kauravas

Microsoft Service Packs and patches