Positive Attitude-Funny but Real
I AM THANKFUL:
:FOR THE WIFE
WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,
BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,
AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
I AM THANKFUL:
FOR THE HUSBAND
WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO,
BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS
I AM THANKFUL:
FOR THE TEENAGER
WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES
BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME,NOT ON THE STREETS.
I AM THANKFUL:
FOR THE TAXES I PAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED.
I AM THANKFUL:
FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS
I AM THANKFUL:
FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.
I AM THANKFUL:
FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK
BECAUSE IT M EANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE
I AM THANKFUL:
FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,
WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,
AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME.
I AM THANKFUL:
FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING
I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT
BECAUSE IT MEANS WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.
I AM THANKFUL:
FOR THE PARKING SPOT
I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING
AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION.
I AM THANKFUL:
FOR MY HUGE ELECTRICITY BILL
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM WARM OR COOL
I AM THANKFUL:
FOR THE NEIGHBOURS
WHO TALK NONSENSE
BECAUSE IT MEANS I CAN HEAR
I AM THANKFUL:
FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR
I AM THANKFUL:
FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES
AT THE END OF THE DAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD
I AM THANKFUL:
FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF
IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.
I AM THANKFUL:
FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH RESPONSE
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE
FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME.
CAclubindia
