Poem exams vs cricket

CA VISHAL RANA,CS,B.Com,AMFI (Chartered Accountant in Whole Time Practice)   (4354 Points)

26 October 2011  

                          CRICKET VS EXAMS

EXAMINATION IS A CRICKET MATCH.

CANDIDATE IS A BATSMAN.

QUESTION PAPER IS THE BOWLER

EXAMINER AN UMPIRE.

SUPERVISOR IS A LEG UMPIRE.

TABLE IS A PITCH.

MARKSHEET,THE SCORE CARD.

QUESTION IS AN OVER.

CONFUSING QUESTION IS GOOGLY.

TO SOLVE QUESTION INSTANTLY IS SIXER.

DISTINCTION,OF COURSE,IS A CENTURY.

TO BE CAUGHT COPYING IS CATCH OUT.

TO BE CAUGHT WITH A CHIT-IN-HAND A RUN OUT.

 TO GIVE BLANK ANSWER SHEET IS A CLEANBOWLED.

TO FAIL IS TO LOSE,TO PASS A WIN.

RE-EXAMINATION IS A FOLLOW-ON.

STILL NO SUCCESS, AN INNING DEFEAT.