PC Jokes


(Guest)

Shayad mere Dosti ko

taste karna bhool gaye...

Dil sey aisa cut kiya

ke paste karna bhool gaye...

 

Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...

 

 

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,

woh repeat kar doonga...

Tu naa mili to apni zindagi

ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...

 

 

Laakhon honge nigaah mein

kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...

Mere pyaar ke icon pe

kabhi to double-click karo...

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke

I don't like your face.

Par dil ke storage mein

no more disk space.