Hahaha.....

Very funny..

Santa: 1 Kilo Gaay Ka Doodh Do.

Banta: Bartan Chhota Hai Nahi Ayega.

Santa: To Bakari Ka De Do.

Santa - Tumhe Pata Hai Tumne 500 Saal Purani Ye Murti Tod Di.

Banta - Thank God! Maine Socha Ki Ye Nayi Hai

Santa- Tum Meri Shadi Me Aoge Na?

Banta- Main Un Logo Me Se Nahi Jo Musibat Ke Samay Dost Ko Akela Chhod De.

संता: तुम एक बार में कितने आदमी उठा सकते हो?
पहलवान: कम से कम 16!
संता: धत, तुमसे अच्छा तो मेरा मुर्गा है जो सुबह पूरे मोहल्ले को उठा देता है

Santa To Shopkeeper: Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,

Shopkeeper Ne Flag Dikhaya ,

Santa: Isme Aur Colour Dikhao...

HA HA HA HA.............KEEP SHARING

santa-yaar i cant sleep widout drinking cofee...........

banta-abey it's opposite wid me..............cant drink cofee while i m sleeping.............

WONDERFUL KUSHBII JI...............

SANTA: GO AND WATER THA PLANTS.

SERVANT:IT`S ALREADY RAINING.

SANTA: SO WAHT? TAKE AN UMBRELLA AND GO....

Waah Waah Khushi, Nikhil and Vikash... too good!!

Sahi hai sab lage raho...

Very nice Khushnoo and Vikash...

Hey friends,

Nice one.. Keep Smiling.. Cheers..

Regards,

Rohtash Hurria