One of my friend said

 

One of my friend said, that he did a mistake, by marrying an auditor.
           
I asked him "why" ?        
           
He said the following :-      
           
She is giving me the budget for my expenses every month !
           
She sanctions only Rs.1,000/- towards conveyance allowance !
           
She wants a statement of account for my actual expenses !
           
She does "Raid" in my shirt pocket when I am asleep !  
           
She wants "Voucher" / "Bill" for my haircutting expenses !
           
She takes 10% as TDS when I am asking for money !  
           
           
           
Regards          
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Its nicely said by your freind but do tell me what was the reply of your friend ?? :)

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