TOP 21 things a US returned Indian will do...
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Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
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Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health consciousness.
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Sprays deo such so that he doesn’t need to take bath.
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Sneezes and says ‘Excuse me’.
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Says the following:
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Says “Hey” instead of “Hi”
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Says “Yogurt” instead of “Curd”
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Says “Cab” instead of “Taxi”
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Says “Candy” instead of “Chocolate”
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Says “Cookie” instead of “Biscuit”
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Says “Free Way” instead of “Highway”
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Says “got to go” instead of “Have to go”
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Says “O” instead of “Zero” (for 704, says Seven O Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)
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Doesn’t forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.
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Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
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Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 50 times).
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Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk packet.
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When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats Zee several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X,Y, Zee.
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Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says & Oh! British Style!!!
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Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and **Indian Road** Conditions.
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Even after 2 months, complaints about Jet Lag.
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Avoids eating more chilli (hot) stuff.
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Tries to drink Diet Coke instead of **Normal** Coke.
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Tries to complain about everything in **India** as if he is experiencing it for the first time.
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Pronounces “schedule” as “skejule” and “module” as “mojule”.
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Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
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From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to **India**, even after 4 months of arrival.
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Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.
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Tries to begin conversation with; “In US....” or “When I was in US...”
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