Height of Coolness-
2 frnds, after exam:
1- Koun sa paper tha?
2- Shayad Maths
1- Yani tune paper padha
2- Na yaar, wo aage wali Ladki CALCULATOR liye baithi thi. 
Father- agar tum fail hue to
mujhe daddy mat kehna… result aane par..
Father- Kya hua result ka ?
Son- Sorry yaar aatma ram tune baap kehlane ka haq kho diya…!!!
Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata.
Admi-Din me bhi kat rhe HO?
Macchar-Kya kru ghr me Maa-Baap Bimar Hai,bhen Jawan Hai Or Ladke walo Ne 1 litr khoon dahej Me Manga hai…
Driving down a road Santa sees a sign that says, “Watch for Fallen Rocks.”
A few kilometres later, he sees some rocks at the side of the road, so he stops and picks them up.
When he gets to the next town, he carries the rocks into the Highway Maintenance office and puts them on the counter.
“Here are your fallen rocks,” he says to the man behind the counter. “Now where is my watch?”. 
premika: tum to bas kaam mein lage rehte hi,meri to perwah hi nahin kerte.
premi:Ek baat tum ghaur se sun lo,Pyaar kerne waale kisi ki perwah nahin kerte.
Once upon a time, there were two friends ‘JO’ and ‘SO’.both of them were dudes.
One day they decided to go to a jungle.
while going through jungle, A HUGE SNAKE COMES IN FRONT OF THEM!!
JO gets frightened, but SO dies!!
WHY??
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A: JO darr gaya..SO marr gaya
What do u call milk man in arab ?
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Ans: milk shaikh. 
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