Newton in romantic mood......
Universal law:
" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer
from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "
first law:
" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unlessany external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. "
second law:
" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "
third law:
" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping"
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Newton in romantic mood
very nice romantic mood
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For You,
One For Each Hour.!
So ThaT You Keep SMiLiNG 24 HOURS
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One More on Newton......
Newton plays Hide n Seek
Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den......... ..He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching... ..
Everyone starts hiding except Newton...... ...
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.
Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97, 98,99.... .100..... ... He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front....... .
Einstein says "newton's out..newton' s out....."
Newton denies and says "I am not out........I am not Newton...... "
All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.
Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared.....
That makes me Newton per meter squared..... .
Since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT.......!
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