Newton in romantic mood

Newton in romantic mood......


Universal law:

" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer
from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "



first law:

" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unlessany external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. "



second law:

" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "



third law:

" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping"
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One For Each Hour.!
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One More on Newton......

Newton plays Hide n Seek 
 
 
 
Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek

Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den......... ..He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching... ..

Everyone starts hiding except Newton...... ...

Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.

Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97, 98,99.... .100..... ... He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front....... .

Einstein says "newton's out..newton' s out....."

Newton denies and says "I am not out........I am not Newton...... "

All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.

Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared.....

That makes me Newton per meter squared..... .

Since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT.......!

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