Must read leave letters

*This is a collection of leave letters and applications **
written by people in
various places of India ... *

1. *Infosys,* Bangalore : An employee applied for
leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along
with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

2. This is from *Oracle* Bangalore : >From an employee
who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10
year old son: "as I want to shave
my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

3. Another gem from *CDAC*. Leave-letter from an
employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's
leave.."

4. From *H.A.L. Administration* dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one
responsible for it,please grant me 10 days leave."

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as
follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at
10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half
day casual leave"

6. An incident of a leave letter
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day
holiday."

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from
headache. I request you to leave me today"

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for
the day."

9. Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."

10. Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer
to my below..."

11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her
only husband at home I may be granted leave".

12. Letter writing: -
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same
well."

13. A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for
a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I
am both(!! )for the past several years
and I can handle both with good experience, I am
applying for the post.

One more to add on to laughter

leave application wriiten by an employee to his boss.
" I am suffering from health, fever came to me, leave me today"