Most Important Message for All Articles and Auditor (Humour)

M. N. JHA (CA) (8316 Points)

14 April 2011  

 

THIS IS ONLY A HUMOUR SO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSELY OTHERWISE YOU MAY RECEIVED 109 ON NEXT DAY 

 

When we are going to start any audit we should follow Standard of auditing, accounting policies, and other statuary etc. and we need to give a report and suggestion to management or employer as may be. But we see normally we take much time in adjusting with those things. JAB TAK HUME KUCH SAMAJH AATA HAI AUDIT KHATAM HO CHUKA HOTA HAI. ……..

And main reason behind this we not follow   SA-420 Issued By “G.N.Jha”, so I humbly request to all article please follow this SA in your audit plan for best audit report.

So I will give a blue print of SA-420 with Moral Conclusion:-

 

Date of applicability: - just few hours ago

Applicability: - on all Auditors

Concept: - see below

                                                                                               

SA-420

One day a smoker was smoking at airport. A Gentlemen (Auditor) arrives and asked him:- 1 din me kitne cigarete pi lete ho?????

Smoker: - why you are asking?????

Gentlemen: - agar tum ab tak jindgi me cigarter par kiye gaye Paise bachaye hot to samne khad hua Airplane tumahara hota.

Smoker: - Aap nahi peete????????

Gentlemen:- Nahi

Smoker: - to kya wo Airplane Aapka hai????

Gentlemen: - Nahi

Smoker: - Thanks for Your advice, I am Vijaya Malya and This is my Airplane.

 

Moral Conclusion:- ;(

Zyada Panchayati karane se Bezati ho sakti hai………………………………………LOLz;(